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Canada Declares Spring, Immediately Hit by Blizzard Named âHahahahaâ
Canada declared the arrival of springâonly for the country to be immediately hit by a brutal blizzard named âHahahaha.â Meteorologists saw it coming, but Canadians are once again furious. Read the full disaster here.