đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Meteorologists say Canadaâs latest blizzard will last until at least maple syrup season. Canadians, predictably, donât care.
A Newfoundland weatherman has officially quit after 25 years, admitting heâs "tired of lying" about the provinceâs completely unpredictable weather. In his farewell message, he advised Newfoundlanders to assume chaos and never trust a forecast
Canada declared the arrival of springâonly for the country to be immediately hit by a brutal blizzard named âHahahaha.â Meteorologists saw it coming, but Canadians are once again furious. Read the full disaster here.
Environment Canada has officially admitted that they no longer understand Canadian weather. Could be sun, could be snow. Maybe both. Good luck out there.
By Wade Frost â St. Johnâs, Newfoundland WINNIPEG â After weeks of -40°C windchill and snowbanks the size of SUVs, the city of Winnipeg has officially declared -5°C to be ât-shirt weather,â with locals ditching their parkas and heading outsideâŚ
