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Winnipeg Declares ‘T-Shirt Weather’ at -5°C

By Wade Frost – St. John’s, Newfoundland WINNIPEG – After weeks of -40°C windchill and snowbanks the size of SUVs, the city of Winnipeg has officially declared -5°C to be ‘t-shirt weather,’ with locals ditching their parkas and heading outside…