đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Beer league veteran Ryan "Rhino" McAllister announced his retirement at age 42âonly to realize nobody noticed. With no press conference, no media coverage, and no sendoff, McAllister is left wondering if he actually retired at all. Read the full story here.
The CFL has finally attempted to explain its playoff system, and fans are more confused than ever. If you thought you understood it, think again.
The Leafs have launched the âEarly Exitâ Ticket Package⢠to help fans prepare for another playoff heartbreak. Includes discounts on therapy, commemorative t-shirts, and a personalized âWeâll Get âEm Next Yearâ message from Mitch Marner.
By Randy Slapchuk â Flin Flon, Manitoba TORONTO â Itâs that time of year again, folks. The Toronto Maple Leafs have unveiled their latest Five-Year Planâ˘, a bold new strategy in which they actually plan on making it past RoundâŚ
