šØ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationānothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? š
šØ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationānothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? š
Why does Canadian Tire sell everything EXCEPT the one thing I came in for? No matter what Iām looking for, itās either āout of stock,ā in the wrong aisle, or only available online. But sure, I can buy a chainsaw and a canoe in December.
Why does EVERY Tim Hortons have a lineup, no matter what time of day? Whether itās 3 PM or 3 AM, there are always at least seven cars in the drive-thru, three confused customers inside, and one guy paying for a single coffee with nickels.
Canadians are taking politeness too far by holding doors open from ridiculous distances. If someone is 30 feet away, LET IT CLOSE. We can fix this.
