đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Canadian dollar stores have introduced a VIP section for $4 items, confusing customers and redefining the meaning of âdollarâ entirely.
Canada is tearing down Parliament Hill and replacing it with an Ikea. The new governance model includes flat-pack legislation, open-concept committee rooms, and Swedish meatballs at Question Period.
In its latest budget, the federal government forgot Saskatchewan entirelyâno projects, no funding, not even a mention. Officials call it an âoversight,â but prairie Canadians call it typical.
Ontario has officially allocated 100% of its 2024 budget to fixing the QEW, ensuring permanent roadwork, endless traffic cones, and lane mergers that make no sense. Expect delays⌠forever.
The Canadian government has announced a new Department of Common Sense, but has already failed to hire anyone. Bureaucracy strikes again.
The Canadian government has introduced a controversial new "Breathing Tax," charging citizens for every inhale, exhale, and sigh. Is this a joke? Unfortunately, no.
The federal government has announced a bold 10-year study on housing affordability, proving they can act decisivelyâjust very, very slowly.
Pierre Poilievre vows to âbring homeâ the Canadian economy but appears to have no idea where it actually is. Meanwhile, Trudeau reassures the public using 47 words that mean nothing.
OTTAWA â In an unprecedented move that truly captures the essence of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled the governmentâs latest budget, affectionately dubbed the âApology Budget.â Instead of tax relief, economic stimulus, or any meaningful reduction in groceryâŚ
