đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
The Great Poutine Shortage of 1987 remains one of Canadaâs most devastating food crises. With cheese curds and gravy in short supply, the nation faced desperation, black market deals, and government intervention.
On this day in history, Canada accidentally invented âehâ and has regretted it ever since. Originally meant as a simple conversational tool, it became a national stereotype and the most recognizable part of the Canadian accent.
On this day in history, Alberta attempted to secede from Canadaâbut nobody noticed. The entire plan collapsed in six hours, proving that not even Alberta cared that much.
