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Maple Syrup Prices Soar as Canada Weaponizes Its Sweetest Export
Maple syrup prices have skyrocketed as Canada officially weaponizes its sweetest export. With the government tightening control over supply, syrup smuggling is on the rise, and black market bottles are selling for record prices. Read the full sticky situation here.