đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
A rumour of a cheese curd shortage has sent poutine futures up 400%. Canadians are panicking, food trucks are hoarding curds, and black market gravy deals are happening across the country.
Canadian banks have introduced a new $5 fee to check why your account is emptyâproving once again that being broke in Canada comes with a surcharge.
Is Canadian Tire Money actually secret government-issued crypto? A growing number of Canadians say yesâand they're calling it TireCoin.
The Buy Low, Sell Never strategy is taking over as millennials cling to their investments, unable to sell in an economy where cashing out just means losing money faster. Experts call it a financial strategy. Millennials call it survival.
Despite rumors of a resurgence, experts confirm that the Canadian penny is still worth absolutely nothing. Investors who hoarded them in hopes of a financial windfall are now left with useless jars of regret.
Maple syrup prices have skyrocketed as Canada officially weaponizes its sweetest export. With the government tightening control over supply, syrup smuggling is on the rise, and black market bottles are selling for record prices. Read the full sticky situation here.
The loonieâs value has dropped so low that itâs now worth less than a Costco hot dog combo. Financial experts recommend full panic.
