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Why Is Every Moose in Canada Watching Us?

Moose are watching us, and nobody is asking why. Are they government spies? Secret overlords? Psychic entities? One thing is certain—Canada’s moose population sees everything.

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Investors Shocked: Canadian Penny Still Worth Nothing

Despite rumors of a resurgence, experts confirm that the Canadian penny is still worth absolutely nothing. Investors who hoarded them in hopes of a financial windfall are now left with useless jars of regret.

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