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Netflix Canada has removed its entire comedy section and replaced it with only Corner Gas. Officials say it reflects what Canadians were watching anyway.
A new Heritage Minute will feature a dramatic reenactment of a real 2014 dispute at a North Bay Tim Hortons over the last Boston Cream donut. Canada remembers.
Netflix Canada has officially removed its last remaining Canadian-made show, declaring "Good riddance." With CanCon wiped from the platform, confused Canadians are left searching for reruns of Schittâs Creek and Degrassi elsewhere.
CĂ©line Dion and The Tragically Hip have officially been added to Canadaâs citizenship test. Newcomers will now need to prove they understand the national importance of CĂ©lineâs ballads and Gord Downieâs lyrics before becoming Canadian.
CBC has announced Frozen Souls, a new drama about sad people in a cold place. Featuring emotionally distant characters, endless snowfall, and haunting violin music, critics are already calling it "the most CBC show ever created." Read the full story here.
Quebec has officially passed a law requiring all movies filmed in the province to feature at least one poutine scene. From horror to romance, every genre must now embrace gravy.
The Canadian government has officially recognized Nickelback as âhistorically significant.â Whether you love them or hate them, they are now a part of our national identity.
By Juno Moose â Montreal, Quebec MONTREAL â Mesdames et messieurs, it is finally happening: Netflix is going FULL CANUCK. After years of Canadian viewers being forced to sift through American garbage (how many crime shows does one country need?),âŠ
