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Loblaws Announces New “Empty Bag” for $4.99, Calls It a Premium Grocery Experience

Loblaws has announced the “Empty Bag” for $4.99, calling it a "premium grocery experience." The bag contains absolutely nothing but still costs as much as a meal. Canadians are outraged but will probably still buy it anyway. Read the full story here.

Economy

Grocery CEOs Swear They ‘Totally Understand’ Struggles While Drinking $9 Coffees

Grocery store CEOs claim they "totally understand" the struggles of rising food prices while drinking $9 lattes. Meanwhile, a single banana costs more than a litre of gas.

Economy

Loblaws CEO Recommends Canadians ‘Just Stop Eating’ to Save Money

By Lenny Loonie – Calgary, Alberta CALGARY – In a bold new cost-cutting initiative, Loblaws CEO Galen Weston Jr. has recommended that struggling Canadians ‘just stop eating’ as a way to deal with rising food costs. “Our research shows that…

Loblaws Announces New “Empty Bag” for $4.99, Calls It a Premium Grocery Experience

Grocery CEOs Swear They ‘Totally Understand’ Struggles While Drinking $9 Coffees

Loblaws CEO Recommends Canadians ‘Just Stop Eating’ to Save Money

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