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đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Tim Hortons is now charging extra for the paper bag that holds your overpriced donuts. First, they shrank the coffee sizes. Now, theyâre nickel-and-diming us on basic packaging. Is this just the beginning?
Loblaws has announced the âEmpty Bagâ for $4.99, calling it a "premium grocery experience." The bag contains absolutely nothing but still costs as much as a meal. Canadians are outraged but will probably still buy it anyway. Read the full story here.
Grocery store CEOs claim they "totally understand" the struggles of rising food prices while drinking $9 lattes. Meanwhile, a single banana costs more than a litre of gas.
By Lenny Loonie â Calgary, Alberta CALGARY â In a bold new cost-cutting initiative, Loblaws CEO Galen Weston Jr. has recommended that struggling Canadians âjust stop eatingâ as a way to deal with rising food costs. “Our research shows thatâŚ
