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Tim Hortons’ Secret Menu: The Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About It

A secret Tim Hortons menu exists, but the government doesn’t want you to know about it. From forbidden breakfast sandwiches to caffeine-fueled super-drinks, this is the greatest fast-food cover-up in Canadian history.

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Is the CN Tower Just a Giant Cell Phone Tower for Spying on Us?

Is the CN Tower just a giant surveillance device disguised as a landmark? Some Canadians think so. From suspicious antennas to unexplained tech failures nearby, the truth may be bigger than we think.

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Are Tim Hortons Cup Lids Designed to Leak on Purpose?

Is Tim Hortons deliberately making their coffee lids leak? Some Canadians think so, and honestly, they might be right.

Tim Hortons’ Secret Menu: The Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About It

Is the CN Tower Just a Giant Cell Phone Tower for Spying on Us?

Are Tim Hortons Cup Lids Designed to Leak on Purpose?

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