đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Is the CBC embedding moose sounds into late-night broadcasts to control your dreams? A growing number of Canadians say yesâand they have mysterious audio clips to prove it.
Moose are watching us, and nobody is asking why. Are they government spies? Secret overlords? Psychic entities? One thing is certainâCanadaâs moose population sees everything.
A secret Tim Hortons menu exists, but the government doesnât want you to know about it. From forbidden breakfast sandwiches to caffeine-fueled super-drinks, this is the greatest fast-food cover-up in Canadian history.
Is the CN Tower just a giant surveillance device disguised as a landmark? Some Canadians think so. From suspicious antennas to unexplained tech failures nearby, the truth may be bigger than we think.
Is Tim Hortons deliberately making their coffee lids leak? Some Canadians think so, and honestly, they might be right.
