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đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
Pierre Poilievre vows to âbring homeâ the Canadian economy but appears to have no idea where it actually is. Meanwhile, Trudeau reassures the public using 47 words that mean nothing.
By Wade Frost â St. Johnâs, Newfoundland WINNIPEG â After weeks of -40°C windchill and snowbanks the size of SUVs, the city of Winnipeg has officially declared -5°C to be ât-shirt weather,â with locals ditching their parkas and heading outsideâŚ
By Lenny Loonie â Calgary, Alberta CALGARY â In a bold new cost-cutting initiative, Loblaws CEO Galen Weston Jr. has recommended that struggling Canadians âjust stop eatingâ as a way to deal with rising food costs. “Our research shows thatâŚ
By Juno Moose â Montreal, Quebec MONTREAL â Mesdames et messieurs, it is finally happening: Netflix is going FULL CANUCK. After years of Canadian viewers being forced to sift through American garbage (how many crime shows does one country need?),âŚ
By Randy Slapchuk â Flin Flon, Manitoba TORONTO â Itâs that time of year again, folks. The Toronto Maple Leafs have unveiled their latest Five-Year Planâ˘, a bold new strategy in which they actually plan on making it past RoundâŚ
OTTAWA â In an unprecedented move that truly captures the essence of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled the governmentâs latest budget, affectionately dubbed the âApology Budget.â Instead of tax relief, economic stimulus, or any meaningful reduction in groceryâŚ
