đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
đ¨ Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publicationânothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? đ
On this day in history, Alberta attempted to secede from Canadaâbut nobody noticed. The entire plan collapsed in six hours, proving that not even Alberta cared that much.
Is Tim Hortons deliberately making their coffee lids leak? Some Canadians think so, and honestly, they might be right.
The loonieâs value has dropped so low that itâs now worth less than a Costco hot dog combo. Financial experts recommend full panic.
Quebec has officially passed a law requiring all movies filmed in the province to feature at least one poutine scene. From horror to romance, every genre must now embrace gravy.
The CFL has finally attempted to explain its playoff system, and fans are more confused than ever. If you thought you understood it, think again.
The federal government has announced a bold 10-year study on housing affordability, proving they can act decisivelyâjust very, very slowly.
Environment Canada has officially admitted that they no longer understand Canadian weather. Could be sun, could be snow. Maybe both. Good luck out there.
Grocery store CEOs claim they "totally understand" the struggles of rising food prices while drinking $9 lattes. Meanwhile, a single banana costs more than a litre of gas.
The Canadian government has officially recognized Nickelback as âhistorically significant.â Whether you love them or hate them, they are now a part of our national identity.
The Leafs have launched the âEarly Exitâ Ticket Package⢠to help fans prepare for another playoff heartbreak. Includes discounts on therapy, commemorative t-shirts, and a personalized âWeâll Get âEm Next Yearâ message from Mitch Marner.
