🚨 Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publication—nothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? 🍁
🚨 Disclaimer: The Maple Curtain is a satirical publication—nothing here is real, including our so-called journalists. Take it easy, eh? 🍁
Canadian dollar stores have introduced a VIP section for $4 items, confusing customers and redefining the meaning of “dollar” entirely.
In 1983, Winnipeg faced a winter so brutal that residents stayed indoors for months. We look back at the cold snap that brought a city to a freezing halt.
Netflix Canada has removed its entire comedy section and replaced it with only Corner Gas. Officials say it reflects what Canadians were watching anyway.
The Calgary Stampede Horses accidentally won the Grey Cup—and didn’t realize it until the parade. The CFL confirmed the mix-up, calling it “classic Canadian football.”
A new Heritage Minute will feature a dramatic reenactment of a real 2014 dispute at a North Bay Tim Hortons over the last Boston Cream donut. Canada remembers.
A rumour of a cheese curd shortage has sent poutine futures up 400%. Canadians are panicking, food trucks are hoarding curds, and black market gravy deals are happening across the country.
Is the CBC embedding moose sounds into late-night broadcasts to control your dreams? A growing number of Canadians say yes—and they have mysterious audio clips to prove it.
Canadian banks have introduced a new $5 fee to check why your account is empty—proving once again that being broke in Canada comes with a surcharge.
Bagged milk is a Canadian institution—but why doesn’t it ever open properly? One woman vents her dairy-fuelled frustrations in this relatable (and slightly soggy) rant
A Canadian beer league has introduced VAR to review offside calls—using GoPros, bar TVs, and hot wings. It hasn’t changed any calls yet, but beer sales are way up.
